YOU shut up, Bill Simmons!

First of all, the Ravens have to play the Pats on Monday...and Tom Brady is good. If Phillip Rivers can beat the Ravens easily, I can't imagine what Tom Brady will do. People keep saying "the Defense could keep the Ravens in this game." Yeah right. Our defense this year isn't good like we're use to. One portion of our secondary sucks...*caugh* Samari Rolle *caugh*...which sucks, because C-Mac and Ed Reed are awesome. And its not like we can say "oh, our D will stop the run. You bet we can! Too bad New England doesn't run the ball! The Pats say "Yeah, we're passing, we'll tell you, but we can still kick your ass!.
But I’m tired of hearing about the Patriots. Which brings me to my next point...I’m also tired of hearing Bill Simmons crying all of the time. “WAH WAH WAH! Pity me! Pity me! I’m a Pats fan! And a Sox fan! And a Celtics fan!”
I was going to write about how funny it would be if the Pats went undefeated and then lost in their first playoff game. But, because of new found hatred for Bill Simmons, I shall write an open letter to him.

Dear Bill,

How did you get your job at ESPN? I would be so awesome if I could write and rant about the Ravens, Orioles, Wizards, Caps and University of Maryland sports, and get paid to do so writing for a national audience who could care less. How did you convince ESPN to let you write for them? I mean, you don’t even have to think out of the box, do you? You just write like a regular beat writer in a major city except you get paid as if you were a good national writer. That is amazing!

One complaint though, Bill. SHUT THE HELL UP ABOUT NEW ENGLAND SPORTS! NO ONE CARES! YOU CAN’T COMPLAIN FOR THE NEXT 10 YEARS ABOUT ANYTHING IN NEW ENGLAND! The Pats are 11-0, the Celtics are doing awesome, the Red Sox are World Champs and Boston College is even playing in the ACC title game tomorrow! DOESN’T GET MUCH BETTER THAN THAT!! So for the sanity of everyone who isn’t experiencing the same fortunes as you, SHUT THE HELL UP! It could be worse!

Love,

Everyone outside of New England.

p.s. - you're also ruining the name of people named Bill, such as that of Mr. Bill Nye.