Ah, mocking the 18-1 Pats...it never gets old. Don't you just wish the NFL would punish Bill B. for spygate and for walking off the field early by making him go to these third world nations and hand out these shirts? Oh, sweet poetic justice that would be! As most of you know, during each major championship game, there are two shirts and hats made so they can have them on hand after the game for each team that wins. It was often a mystery as to what happened to the shirts of the losing team until a sports journalists was in Africa a few years back and saw hundreds of Buffalo Bills Super Bowl Champion tee shirts. Once the word got out that the NFL is a good samaritian and donates the losing team's incorrect merchendise to poor third world countries, I was just waiting for pictures of the 19-0 Patriots shirts to surface. Today, on this glorious Friday, my wish has come true!
The clown pointing at the shirt is freaking hilarious.
And now, I leave you with an inspirational poster... You stay classy, Bilacheat.
I'll have a much more detailed description of the Pats loss last night up soon. But until then, I HAD to post this weblink that my friend Mike sent me. It might not be up too much longer, so the screen shoot is below and a better up close view is under that.
The item description is good too:
You can buy the item http://www.macys.com/catalog/product/index.ognc?ID=298538#reviews
As a Maryland fan, you probably hate JJ Redick. I tend to say I “hate” people or things a lot (name of this blog) but I don’t actually “hate” them per se. But JJ is different – I actually hate his guts. I hate everything about him. He was a freaking jerk while at Duke and thought he was better than anyone else. That’s why I don’t feel bad when I hear about how his cell phone number was discovered by Maryland students and prank called a million times. That’s why I don’t care that people made signs about his sister, which I think is hilarious. And I'm not the only one hating on him...type "hate" and "jj redick" into a google search and you get 27,600 hits. That's a lot of hating. So you don't want to just hop on the band wagon of JJ hating and you'd like another reason - how about HORRIBLE poetry? ?
When it happened, I couldn’t decide if I hated the Orlando Magic for drafting JJ or not, but I think I might love them now because they basically bench JJ on a nightly basis. And why? BECAUSE HE CAN’T PLAY IN THE NBA! Check out some proof:
All the other first round picks from 2006 are actually contributing to their teams. The only thing JJ is doing is contributing to the warmth of Orlando’s bench. So you might ask, where did all of this renewed hatred come from? It came from this blog. And whose blog is this you might ask? The blog of JJ Redick himself. Oh mercy, if you’re looking for something funny, PLEASE read it. There are some great things in there, including JJ crying about not playing enough, his top magazines that he reads (including US Weekly – he actually talks about how he likes to follow gossip and how US weekly is the ONLY source for the truth!). Another one of his posts talks about his new year’s plans and how he hates the holiday and how he hates Valentine’s Day because he never seems to have a girlfriend. Just a guess JJ, but maybe it’s the backne or the hideous teeth. Since Orlando is giving you so much money to do nothing, you could probably get both of those taken care of.
The only thing funnier than JJ’s blog itself is reading the comments his regular readers leave him. These people actually THINK they’re friends with JJ. They say things like “Oh, I top three magazines are the same as your top three!” It’s really sad. Actually, sad might not be a strong enough word…pathetic might be more appropriate since it appears JJ hasn’t once replied to the comments of these people. Anyway, enjoy some long overdue hating/mocking of my most hated basketball player ever, J.J. Redick.
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